It's creeping up on me...
I just had a birthday and I don't want to get older!!! Somebody press the STOP button!!! . . . ok, maybe the SLOWDOWN button.Alright, so I have a few gray hairs. So my face no longer has the post-teen peachy glow. So my joints sometimes protest to me.
Today I got fitted for my first pair of O-O glasses :( (And to think I used to be PROUD of how well I could see!) Not a big problem, it's just that little letters and numbers can be kinda fuzzy now. I got a math problem wrong a couple weeks ago because instead of reading the problem as having a 350 in it, I thought it said 550. Time for glasses.
I really don't feel that old, it's just these signs of growing older are >>>pushing themselves in my face. Makes me feel funny inside.
I'll get the glasses, be thankful that I don't have to color my hair yet, and be thankful that I'm still quite active, and not too w~r~i~n~k~l~y. I already have my solution for wrinkles . . . I'll pull my skin back to my hairline, tape it there with scotch tape, then get a good laugh at people's reaction when the tape lets loose and my face goes instantly from grape to raisin :D. I guess you're all forwarned but I'm pretty sure you'll forget by the time I try it. :))
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Toooooo funny Colleen!
You don't act old and I really don't think you look old.
I feel bad that I didn't get you anything for your birthday yet.
I just don't know what to get and you know how I like to have the "perfect" gift. I know, I know...I don't have to get you anything but I'm going to and you can't stop me! :) Love ya sista friend!
YOU are my birthday gift, given to me nearly every day. Thank you.
happy b-day! i think you are holding up amazingly well. you could probably win all sorts of money and prizes from those age guesser people b/c they would always guess way low. we should start a racket! we'll go, let you get "suckered" into having your age guessed, and then turn the tables and rake in all sorts of loot!! ;)
What a con! Sawyer would be proud! :)
uh oh. I feel a new nick name coming on for Stephenie.:)
Yes...James..ahem, I mean Sawyer would be proud indeed. This would be a good con. Colleen, you don't look a day over 33 & you know it :)
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